By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
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i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
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If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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