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we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
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They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
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He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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