I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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