I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I just googled if crying burns calories
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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