if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
You are the jesus of drinking
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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