Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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