I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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