Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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