Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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