I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
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Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
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What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
The power of my boobs compel you
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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