What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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