Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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