Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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