Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
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I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
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Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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