My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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