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Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
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