'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
