well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
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Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
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I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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