I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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