you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
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Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
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somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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