Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
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There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
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What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
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