What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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