He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
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My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
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Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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