Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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