YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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