Just fell off a train. Bad.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
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It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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