let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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