Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
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Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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