What a fucking waste of an outfit
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
porn star boner night. come get it.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
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I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
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Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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