We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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