She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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