I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
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we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
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i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.