Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
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You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
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When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.