how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
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