you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
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There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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