Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
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We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
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She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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