If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
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We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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