I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
then he tried to convert me to islam
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Can't talk, ducks in the car
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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