What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
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He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
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I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I think my moral compass just broke
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