Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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