The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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