Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Randomize
