How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
