: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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