What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
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Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
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It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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