I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
This baby is an asshole
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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