No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
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He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
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I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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