how can u be prego again
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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