Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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