Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
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Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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