can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
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Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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