Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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