ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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