somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
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I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
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Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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