STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
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your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
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I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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