Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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