what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
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I love having hate sex.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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