Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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