Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Randomize